GQ: So what, exactly, is "making love like a gorilla"?
Bruno Mars: What does that sound like to you? Come on, you're a grown man. You've been there. What is this, 1933? We can't talk about this? I'll give you some videotapes.
GQ: So your idea of a perfect encounter is one where your partner is screaming to you, "Give it to me, baby, give it to me, motherfucker," while the cops who have been attracted by the violent noises the two of you are making are outside trying to get in?
Bruno Mars: It definitely sounds awesome. Right?
GQ: I did spend about four minutes earlier Googling how gorillas actually have sex.
Bruno Mars: Is it everything I hope it is?
Bruno Mars: Have you seen them in the dark?
GQ: No. But they have rather boring sex.
Bruno Mars: Oh, don't nerd out on me. You know what I was talking about!
GQ: Also, did you know that gorillas have amazingly small penises compared with their size?
Bruno Mars: I didn't know that. You're kind of ruining my thought of the song. Let me think it's an awesome song. Next time I write a song, I'll make sure to do all the proper research.